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What is a polite way to suggest a "No Fat Chicks" hiring policy at my local bar?

So I have this local sports bar down the street from my house where I spend a good deal of time (it keeps me from having to suffer the wife and kids three or four nights a week.) The food is great, the booze is reasonably priced, and the bartender/owner is a great guy. He lets me play pool for free, challenges me to a game of Big Buck Hunter occasionally, and never gets tired of my complaints about having to go to so called "performances" by my 5 year old and his school, or supervising "play-dates" for my 2 year olds. The problem is that his waitresses started out a little on the skinnier side of 115 pounds, and let me tell you, those free chicken wings and tater skins have done nothing but pack the beef on those two (probably over 120 by now.) They used to be one of the reasons I went to this bar. I mean, the wife packed on some beef after the twins, and I'm just not interested anymore, so the least my local bar can do is have some decent eye-candy for me to flirt with, buy shots for, and discreetly tap on the bum when they do a good job (in lieu of a tip, of course.) Anyway, I'd like to suggest to the owner that his current two waitresses be fired and replaced by some younger, skinnier, more attractive talent. How do I go about doing this without seeming like too much of a jerk?

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Too late....you already seem like a jerk.
He can't fire her. It's against the law. Try finding another bar if you don't like the service.
perhaps the employee entrances could be made smaller
I hear you. My local hired a beast recently and basically I told the owner (who Im close with) that I heard her call one of the customers an ahole as he walked out the door. Now I no longer have to look at fatty and her pimple infested face.
I must say that there is no polite way to be rude. You should spend more time at home, something tells me you won't have a home life forever. Enjoy what you can and stop tearing down other people. Try doing a good look at yourself in the mirror. Okay seriously, very funny question. I would suggest you politely wear a no-fat-chicks T-shirt at your favorite establishment, they will get the message.
i think if you're this honest behind a couple beers, they already pretty much know your opinion on the issue.
Well you are a jerk....and besides that would be classified as discrimination and end the bar owner up in court with a huge lawsuit. Maybe instead of being such a shallow pig (because I am sure that you are not the cutest thing that walks this earth) you should start learning that true beauty comes from with in. Oh a 120 is not over weight/fat dumb A**. Guys like you make a bad name for all the rest. Get a life....or better yet start acting like a responsible married father.
Is looks realy important!!,,x geerkkk
You are a jerk. Maybe your wife should kick you to the curb. Why in the world would anyone want to marry you maybe out of pity. Poor kids they have a father as a major loser. In the world of marriage they should have a "NO jerk loser" marriage policy.
Since you are not the owner of the business..I don't think you have much say in who gets to be employed there Goto Hooters
Dude, and I use that term loosely because most likely you're just as fat assed as those you denigrate. I'm really sure the help there appreciates a slap on the ass in lieu of a tip, you freaking moron. You're the reason men everywhere are looked on by women as morons. Go say hello to your wife again and maybe apologize for being so utterly self centered and just plain stupid. You actually thought this was a valid question? My God you're stooopid!
WTF??? Is this even a real question? You're already a jerk. How dare you step out on your wife and kids and flirty with young girls? You're a pig and just plain stupid. It's people like you that make me not want to get married or have kids. That would be rude to tell the bar tender and it's offensive. It is also discrimination and if you don't like it, leave. Or how about you start being a father and husband and go back home. You should have never gotten married or had kids if you wasn't ready.
Open your own bar....but you'll have to make it a "private club" to get around the laws. Otherwise- live and let live.
the obvious troll is obvious
Have you not figured out by now that the wait staff with more "beef" (your term) are much more attentive than those of the skinnier side. The "skinnier side" spend much more time trying to meet a single guy with money to take them away from all that. The others spend more time trying to make a larger tip.
I am going to take a wild guess here & say TROLL ON THE LOSE or you are one dead beat father & husband family is way more important than pool & BIG BUCK games...
Simple. Bring a dead mouse with you to the bar next time you go. Request something that the waitress would prepare. After she leaves put the dead mouse in it. Then go oh noo there's a dead mouse in my food/drink. The owner will fire her. Do this twice until both are fired. Then go to the owner and say I think they put dead mice in my food because they are s fat. I saw on the Discovery Channel (bonus this makes you seem real smart) that if you are too fat you sometimes think that dead mice are food. So he will hire skinny girls. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkA4.XUa7MvQGX4XSaei.l3sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090812111042AAh1m6s